A man owned a small farm in South Georgia.
The Wage and Hour Department claimed he was not paying proper wages for his help and sent an agent to interview him.
“Just give me a list of your employees and tell me how much you pay them.”
“All right,” said the farmer. “I have an employee. Been with me for three years. I pay him $700 a week, plus room and board. I have a cook. She’s been here six months. She gets $600 a week plus room and board.”
“Anybody else?” asked the agent as he scribbled on a notepad.
“Yeah,” the farmer said. “This guy is none too bright. Works about eighteen hours a day. I pay him ten dollars a week and give him chewing tobacco.”
“Aha!” the agent roared. “I want to talk to that man!”
“Speaking,” said the farmer.
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A government man approaches a pig farmer one day.
A government man approaches a pig farmer and asks him what he feeds his pigs.
The farmer answers: “Oh, the pigs? I just feed them whatever scraps I have lying around.”
The man is shocked, he says, “Sir, this is animal cruelty! I’ll have to fine you $10,000!”
The next day, another official approaches the farmer and asks him what he feeds his pigs.
The farmer replies: “Oh the pigs? Only the best products, sir! Caviar, artisanal cheeses, and hand-picked salads!”
The man is shocked, he says, “Sir, the food is way too rich for them, they’ll get sick! I’ll have to fine you $10,000!”
On the third day, another man approaches the farmer and asks him what he feeds his pigs.
The farmer answers: “Oh the pigs? I’ll give them 20 bucks each and let them shop themselves.”
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