Little Johnny farts in the classroom and his teacher gets really upset and throws him out.
He goes and sits outside the class and can’t stop laughing.
The principal walks by and sees him.
He asks, “Little Johnny, why are you sitting outside your class laughing?”
“I farted in class and the teacher threw me out,” Johnny said.
The principal asks him again, “Well then, why are you laughing?”
“Because those idiots are sitting in the class smelling my fart while I’m outside in the fresh air.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
Little Johnny Gets Home From School.
Little Johnny, 6 years old, gets home from school.
He had his first family planning lesson at school.
His mother is very interested and asks, “…How did it go?”
“I died of shame”, he replies.
Annie from over the road, says that the stork brings babies.
Sally next door said you can buy babies at the orphanage.
Timmy in my class says you can buy babies from the hospital.
His mother answers laughingly…
“But that’s no reason to be ashamed?”
“No, but I can’t tell them that we were so poor that you and Daddy had to make me yourselves!”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
