A blonde goes to a soda machine.

A blonde goes to a soda machine.

She puts in a dollar and gets a soda.

She does this again and again.

A man in line behind her asks why she is taking so long. She says,

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“Can’t you see I’m winning?”

Little Kelly failed her math test.

Father: “Why did you fail your mathematics test?”

Daughter: “On Monday, the teacher said 3+5=8.”

Father: “So?”

Daughter: “On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8

And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8…

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If she can’t make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?”