My 7-year-old son came in from school today and asked me, “Dad, what kind of mouse can walk on 2 legs?”
“Erm, I don’t know”, I replied.
“Mickey Mouse,” he replied laughing.
“Dad, what kind of duck can walk on 2 legs?”
“Donald Duck”, I replied.
“No, all ducks you idiot.”
LOL!!
A Dad Asked A Question To Little Johnny.
Dad: Who do you love more, Mom or Dad?
Little Johnny: BOTH
Dad: Ok, if I go to America and your mom goes to Paris, where will you go?
Little Johnny: Paris.
Dad: Does that mean you love your mom more?
Little Johnny: No, that means I like Paris.
Dad: Ok if I go to Paris and your mum goes to America, where will you go?
Little Johnny: America!
Dad: (Angry) Why!?
Little Johnny: Well, coz I’ve been to Paris before!
Dad: (Angry) When did you go to Paris??
Little Johnny: In the first question you asked.
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
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