Two old guys are pushing their shopping carts around Walmart when they collide.
The first old guy says to the second guy, “Sorry about that. I’m looking for my wife and I guess I wasn’t paying attention to where I was going.”
The second old guy says, “That’s OK, it’s a coincidence. I’m also looking for my wife. I can’t find her and I’m getting a little desperate.”
The first old guy says, “Maybe I can help you find her. What does she look like?”
The second old guy says, “Well, she’s 27, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, long legs, and is wearing short shorts. What does your wife look like?”
Then the first old guy said, “It doesn’t matter, let’s look for yours.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
A Man Came Home From Work.
A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard.
The door to his wife’s car was open, as was the front door to the house, and there was no sign of the dog.
Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess.
A lamp had been knocked over and the throw rug was wadded against one wall.
In the front room, the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing.
In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door.
He quickly headed up the stairs, stepped over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife.
He was worried she might be ill, or that something serious had happened.
He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the bathroom door.
When he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap, and more toys strewn over the floor.
Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls.
When he rushed into the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed in her pajamas, reading a novel.
She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went.
He looked at her confused and asked, “What happened here today?”
She smiled again and replied, “Do you know every day when you come home from work and you ask me what in the world I do all day?”
“Yes,” was his incredulous reply.
She said, “Well, I didn’t do it today.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
