Mr Frank arrived for work an hour late.
His clothes were torn and tattered.
He was banged and bruised, and he had one arm in a sling.
His boss was purple with rage.
“It’s ten o’clock,” screamed the boss, “you were supposed to be here at nine. What happened?”
“I’m sorry,” explained Mr. Frank. “I fell out of a ten-story window.”
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“That took you a whole hour?”
A couple arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up their car
A man and his wife arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up their car but were told that the keys had been accidentally locked in it.
They went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver’s side door.
As they watched from the passenger’s side, the guy instinctively tried the door handle and discovered it was open.
“Hey,” the man announced to the technician, “It’s open!”
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“I know,” answered the young man. “I already got that side.”
