A sales rep, an administration clerk, and a manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.
One of them rubs it and a Genie appears from inside it.
The Genie says: “I’ll give each of you just one wish.”
“Me first! Me first!” says the admin clerk. “I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.” Poof! He’s gone.
“Me next! Me next!” says the sales rep. “I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my own personal masseuse, and an endless supply of Pina Coladas!” Poof! He’s gone.
“Alright, you’re next,” the Genie says to the manager.
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The manager says: “I want those two slackers back in the office after lunch.”
Little Billy’s mother took him to his first day of school
One day, Little Billy’s mother took him to his first day of school.
When they were walking to school, he looked all excited, but when his mom came back to pick him up, he looked disappointed.
Trying to cheer him up, the mother asked what he had learned today at school.
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“Apparently not enough,” he said. “I have to come back tomorrow!”
