An old woman was speeding down the highway in her sports car and felt like a queen of the road.
Suddenly, she heard the siren of a police car behind her.
She thought, “I can outrun him,” and pushed her car to the limit.
But then she remembered her age and decided it wasn’t worth the risk.
So, she pulled over.
The police officer approached her car and said, “Ma’am, I’ve been waiting for someone like you all day.”
The old woman smiled and replied, “Well, officer, at my age, I’ve got to get there before I forget where I’m going!”
The officer laughed and decided to let her go with just a warning.
As he walked away, he heard her mumble, “I may be old, but I still got it!”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
A 65-year-old lady suddenly started learning to swim
A 65-year-old lady suddenly started learning to swim instead of her usual routine of going to bingo.
Everyone was curious and asked her, “Why the change in your interest in swimming nowadays?”
The lady replied with a helpless look, “Whenever my son and daughter-in-law are arguing, my daughter-in-law always asks my son,” If your mom and I fall into the water, whom will you save first?”
And because I don’t want to put my son in a difficult position, I am learning to swim! ”
A few days later, the husband and wife were quarreling again and the daughter-in-law unreasonably asked, “Now tell me! If your mom and I fall into the water, whom will you save first?”
The husband replied, “I don’t have to get into the water, my mom knows how to swim, she will save you.”
The wife refused to relent, “No, you have to jump into the water and have to save one of us. Whom will you save?”
The husband replied, “Then you will surely die… because I don’t know how to swim, and my mom will save me first.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
