A man and woman were on their first date.
The woman was trying to make conversation and said, “So I hear you hunt deer.”
The man looked away and turned red.
“What’s wrong?” asked the woman.
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“I’m not used to someone calling me dear on the first date,” the man said.
Two guys are riding on a train through Texas.
Two guys are riding on a train through Texas.
As the train passes by a ranch the first guy turns to the second and tells him there are 1,356 cows on the ranch.
The second guy says, “That’s amazing! I happen to own that ranch and I know for a fact that I have 1,356 head of cattle. How did you ever figure out the number of cows from a speeding train?”
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“Oh it’s simple” the first guy replies. “I counted the legs and divided by four.”
LoLLL, can you guess the first guy’s hair color?
