Little Johnny was sitting in class one day, and the teacher was talking about life, and asked him, “Little Johnny, what do you want your wife to be like?”
He answered, “Like the moon.”
The teacher said, “That’s such a beautiful answer because it’s calm and peaceful.”
Little Johnny said, “No because it appears at night and disappears in the morning.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
Little Johnny Gets Home From School.
Little Johnny, 6 years old, gets home from school.
He had his first family planning lesson at school.
His mother is very interested and asks, “…How did it go?”
“I died of shame”, he replies.
Annie from over the road, says that the stork brings babies.
Sally next door said you can buy babies at the orphanage.
Timmy in my class says you can buy babies from the hospital.
His mother answers laughingly…
“But that’s no reason to be ashamed?”
“No, but I can’t tell them that we were so poor that you and Daddy had to make me yourselves!”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
