A 15-year-old Amish boy and his father were in a shopping mall.
They were stunned by almost everything they saw, especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.
The Amish boy asked, “What is this Father?”
The father (who had never seen an elevator) replied, “My son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don’t know what it is.”
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, an old lady moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button.
The walls open and the lady walks into a small room between them.
The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the little numbers above the walls light up one by one.
They kept watching until it reached the last number, and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.
Finally, the walls opened up again and a beautiful young woman stepped out.
The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son… “Go get your Mother.”
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A young boy visits the corner store
A boy goes to the corner store. On seeing him enter, the cashier whispers to the customer he is serving: “He’s the dumbest kid in the world. Look at this.”
The cashier pulls out a single dollar coin and places it in one hand then holds a five dollar note in his other hand.
“Which do you want?” the cashier asks the boy.
The boy looks at both for a moment before picking up the dollar coin and leaving.
“What did I tell you? The kid never learns!” the cashier laughs.
Later, as the customer is leaving he sees the same boy leaving the ice cream shop next door.
“Hey, son!” he shouts out. “Can I ask you why you never take the five-dollar note?”
The boy licks his ice cream and replies: “Because the day I take the five-dollar note, the game is over!”
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