A 90-year-old man is sitting on a park bench, sobbing, when a young man walks by and asks him what’s wrong.
Through his tears, the old man answers, “I’m in love with a twenty-five-year-old woman.”
“What’s wrong with that?” asks the young man.
He answers between the sobs and sniffles, “You can’t understand. She’s a natural blonde, twenty-five, intelligent, a marvelous cook, and a meticulous housekeeper. She is also my best friend.”
He breaks down, no longer able to speak.
The young man puts his arm around him. “I don’t understand. It sounds like you have a perfect relationship. Why are you crying?”
The old man answers, again through his tears, “I forgot where I live.”
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An Old Man Driving Along With The Highway.
An old man is driving on the highway one evening when suddenly nature calls to him.
He sees a little bar up the way and he pulls into the parking lot.
When he gets inside, he finds the place is packed!
The bar is crowded with people trying to get drinks, ladies are dancing on the tables and there’s hardly standing room anywhere.
The old man scans the place several times to find the restrooms but to no avail.
Finally, he spots a small stairway and scrambles up.
When he gets to the top, he discovers that all the doors are locked.
All but one.
When he opens the door, all he sees is a big hole in the floor.
Desperate, he drops his pants and dumps the biggest load he’s ever had right there in the hole.
Relieved, he calmly walks down the stairs.
The once crowded barroom is completely empty, not a soul was in sight.
Slowly, a bartender rises from behind the bar.
“What happened!?!” says the old man.
The bartender responds, “Where were you when the sh!t hit the fan?!”
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