A blonde walks into a Best Buy.
She asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
The clerk looks at her and says he doesn’t serve blondes, so she returns home and dyes her hair black.
The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing and again the clerk says he doesn’t serve blondes.
Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair again, to a shade of red.
Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk.
To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn’t serve blondes.
The blonde asks the clerk, “How do you know I am a blonde?”
The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says, “That’s not a TV – it’s a microwave.”
LOL!!
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A blonde was going on a plane trip to New York.
A blonde was going on a plane trip to New York.
When the attendant came by and asked for her ticket, she said to the blonde, “I’m sorry.
Your ticket is not valid for first class. Could you please move to your seat?”
The blonde replied, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful and going to New York.”
The attendant said, “That’s fine, miss, but you’ll have to go to your seat.”
The blonde responded again, “I’m blonde, beautiful and I’m going to New York.”
This conversation continued, always with the same answer from the blonde.
The attendant was so upset that she went to the captain and told him about the blonde.
The captain went and whispered something in the blonde’s ear and the blonde immediately got up and went to her seat in coach.
The attendant asked the captain how he got the stubborn blonde to move.
He said, “I just told her that this part of the plane wasn’t going to New York.”
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