A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th-grade students.
“Human beings are the only animals that stutter,” she says.
A little girl raises her hand. “I had a kitty cat who stuttered.”
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.
‘Well’, she began, ‘I was in the backyard with my kitty, and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!’
‘That must have been scary,’ said the teacher.
‘It sure was,” said the little girl. “My kitty cat raised her back, went “Ffffff!, Ffffff!, Ffffff!,” but before she could say ‘Fuck!’, the Rottweiler ate her!”
A teacher was giving a lesson to her class.
A math teacher was giving a lesson to her class of 6-year-olds.
She asked them, “If I have three apples and I give one to Tommy, one to Sally, and one to Billy, what do I have left?”
A boy raised his hand and said, “Two apples and three happy children.”
The teacher smiled and said, “That’s very good, but it’s not what I was looking for. Someone else?”
Another boy raised his hand and said, “One apple and three kids who want more.”
The teacher frowned and said, “That’s not very nice and it’s not what I was looking for. Someone else?”
A girl raised her hand and said, “Three apple cores and a bunch of seeds.”
The teacher sighed and said, “That’s not what I meant, either. Anyone else?”
A boy raised his hand and said, “Three fractions and a word problem.”
The teacher laughed and said, “That’s very clever, but it’s still not what I was looking for. Someone else?”
A boy raised his hand and said, “A lawsuit from the parents of the children who didn’t get apples.”
The professor gasped and said, “This is ridiculous and not what I was looking for. Anyone else?”
A girl raised her hand and said, “You have nothing left because you gave away all your apples.”
The teacher smiled and said, “That’s right, that’s the answer I was looking for. Well done!”
The girl smiled back and said, “Thank you, teacher. Can I have an apple now?”
LOL!! SO CUTE!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
