A married couple was sitting at a table at their wife’s high school reunion when an incredibly drunk man slumped over across from them.
“Do you know that woman?” the wife asked.
“Yes,” the husband replied. “That’s my ex-girlfriend. She started drinking right after we broke up and hasn’t been sober since.”
“Good lord,” the wife replied. “Who knew it was possible to celebrate for that long?”
LOL!!
A wife accused her husband of cheating
One morning, a man was quietly reading his newspaper when his wife crept up behind him and whacked him on the back of his head.
Shocked, the man asked, “What was that for?”
The wife replied, “What was that piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Mary written on it?”
“Oh honey, remember when I went to the horse races two weeks ago? “Mary was the name of one of the horses I bet on,” the man replied.
The wife looked satisfied and apologized before kissing him and walking away.
Three days later he was sitting in his chair reading again when the wife returned.
This time she slapped him across the face.
The man held his cheek and asked, “What was that for this time?”
The wife answered, “Your horse called.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
