A first-grade teacher was having problems with one of her students.
One day, she asked Johnny what was his problem and he replied, “I’m too smart for the first grade, my sister is in second grade and I’m smarter than her.”
“The teacher took him to the principal’s office and explained the situation. The principal told him that he would test Johnny and if he did not answer one question, he would go back to first grade and be quiet. The teacher and Johnny both agreed.
Principal: “What is 3 x 3?”
Johnny: “9.”
Principal: “6 x 6?”
Johnny: “36.”
So, it went on like this.
The principal asked him every question a second grader should know.
Finally, after about an hour, he told the teacher, “I see no reason why Johnny can’t go to the second grade, he answered all of my questions right.”
The teacher asked if she could ask him some questions.
The principal and Johnny agreed.
Teacher: “What does a cow have 4 I only have 2 of them?”
Johnny: “Legs.”
Teacher: “What do you have in your pants that I don’t have?”
The principal gasped, but before he could stop him from answering, Johnny answered.
Johnny: “Pockets.”
Teacher: “What does a dog do that a man steps into?”
Johnny: “Pants.”
Teacher: What starts with F and ends with K and means a lot of excitement?”
Johnny: “Firetruck.”
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said: “Put Johnny in the second grade, I got the last 4 questions wrong myself.”
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A teacher was giving a lesson to her class.
A math teacher was giving a lesson to her class of 6-year-olds.
She asked them, “If I have three apples and I give one to Tommy, one to Sally, and one to Billy, what do I have left?”
A boy raised his hand and said, “Two apples and three happy children.”
The teacher smiled and said, “That’s very good, but it’s not what I was looking for. Someone else?”
Another boy raised his hand and said, “One apple and three kids who want more.”
The teacher frowned and said, “That’s not very nice and it’s not what I was looking for. Someone else?”
A girl raised her hand and said, “Three apple cores and a bunch of seeds.”
The teacher sighed and said, “That’s not what I meant, either. Anyone else?”
A boy raised his hand and said, “Three fractions and a word problem.”
The teacher laughed and said, “That’s very clever, but it’s still not what I was looking for. Someone else?”
A boy raised his hand and said, “A lawsuit from the parents of the children who didn’t get apples.”
The professor gasped and said, “This is ridiculous and not what I was looking for. Anyone else?”
A girl raised her hand and said, “You have nothing left because you gave away all your apples.”
The teacher smiled and said, “That’s right, that’s the answer I was looking for. Well done!”
The girl smiled back and said, “Thank you, teacher. Can I have an apple now?”
LOL!! SO CUTE!!
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