When a new child visited our Sunday school, the teacher greeted him and asked his age.
The little boy held up four fingers.
“Oh, you’re four,” said the teacher. “And when will you be 5?”
After a few seconds, the child stared at her and plied, “When I hold up the other finger.”
LOL!!
Johnny got home early from school one day.
One day Johnny got home early from school and his mom asked, “Why are you home so early?”
He answered, “Because I was the only one who answered a class question.”
She said, “Wow, my son is a genius. What was the question?”
Johnny replied, “The question was ‘Who threw the trash can at the principal’s head?’”
LOL!!
Little Johnny Gets Home From School.
Little Johnny, 6 years old, gets home from school.
He had his first family planning lesson at school.
His mother is very interested and asks, “…How did it go?”
“I died of shame”, he replies.
Annie from over the road, says that the stork brings babies.
Sally next door said you can buy babies at the orphanage.
Timmy in my class says you can buy babies from the hospital.
His mother answers laughingly…
“But that’s no reason to be ashamed?”
“No, but I can’t tell them that we were so poor that you and Daddy had to make me yourselves!”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
