The old man walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a beer.
The bartender serves his beer and then asks him, “So what do you do?”
The old man replies, “Well, sir, I’m a cowboy.”
“Wow,” said the bartender, “what exactly does a cowboy do?”
“Well, sir, I work on a ranch all day, I ride horses and herd cattle, I take care of the land, and all the animals on the ranch.”
“That’s very interesting,” said the bartender.
After a while, a beautiful woman walks into the bar, sits down next to the cowboy, and orders a drink.
“Well,” said the bartender. “What do you do?”
With the old man listening in the woman says, “Well, sir, I’m a lesbian.”
“Interesting,” said the bartender, “what exactly is a lesbian?
“Well, I wake up in the morning thinking about women. I eat breakfast thinking about women. I go through my day thinking about women. I’m constantly thinking about women.”
“Interesting,” says the bartender.
Some time passes and the old man leaves that bar and goes to another bar.
He sits down and orders a beer and the bartender says, “So, sir, what do you do?”
The old man looks at him and says, “Well, this morning I was a cowboy, but to tell you the truth now I think I’m a lesbian!”
LOL!!!
A man walks into a bar and orders 12 drinks
A man walks into a bar, orders 12 shots, and starts drinking them as fast as he can.
The bartender asks: “Geez, why are you drinking so fast?”
The man says: “You would be drinking fast too if you had what I had.”
The bartender asks: “What do you have?”
The man answers: “75 cents.”
