Three blondes were sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with the lines in the water.
A game warden came up behind them, tapped one on the shoulder, and said, “Excuse me, ladies, I’d like to see your fishing licenses.”
“We don’t have any.” replied the first blonde.
“Well, if you’re going to fish, you need fishing licenses.”
“But officer,” replied the second blonde, “we aren’t fishing. We all have magnets at the end of our lines and we’re collecting debris off the bottom of the river.”
The warden lifted all the lines and, sure enough, there were magnets tied on the end of each line.
“Well, I know of no law against it,” said the warden, “take all the debris you want.” And with that, he left.
As soon as he was out of sight, the three blondes started laughing hysterically.
“What a dumb cop,” the second blonde said to the other two, “doesn’t he know that there are steelhead trout in this river?!”
LOL!!
A brunette, a blonde, and a black-haired girl are all running from the cops.
A blonde, a brunette, and a black-haired girl are running from the police.
So they run into a farm and split up.
The black-haired girl runs behind a cow.
The brunette runs behind a pig, and the blonde runs behind a sack of potatoes.
Night comes and the police eventually find the barn and search it.
One of the policemen looks through the cattle and shines a light at the cows.
The black hair just yells “MOOOOOOOOOO.”
The policeman thinks nothing of it and moves to the pigs.
Thinking fast, the brunette tries to mimic the pigs and yells “Oink” “Oink.”
Once again, the policeman thinks nothing of it and moves on until he stumbles upon the sacks of potatoes.
The Blonde in the best voice she can come up with yells, “POTATOES POTATOES.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
