A man comes home late one night, drunk.
“Where have you been?” asks his wife.
“In the Golden Bar! They have golden chairs, golden glasses, golden beer, and a golden urinal!”
This sounds suspicious to the wife, who calls the Golden Bar.
“Do you have golden chairs?” “Yes.”
“Do you have golden glasses?” “Yes.”
“Do you have golden beer?” “Yes.”
“Do you have a golden urinal?” “Hold on.”
On the other end, she hears “I think we have a line on the guy who pissed in your saxophone.”
LOL!!
A drunk ice fisherman drills a hole in the ice.
A drunk ice fisherman drills a hole in the ice and peers into it.
As he does so, a loud voice from above says, “There are no fish down there.”
He looks around, shocked, but sees no one.
He packs up staggers to another spot and starts working on a new hole.
Again he hears the booming voice, “There’s no fish there!”
He moves again and starts making a new hole and hears the voice again.
“There’s no fish there!” it booms.
He looks up nervously.
“God? Is that… you?” he asks.
“No, it’s the Ice Rink manager. Now get out you drunk fool!”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
