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A Stupid Answer.

My mother always told me, ‘Boy, if somebody asks you a stupid question, you give them a stupid answer.’

The cops walked up to my car, ‘Would you like to step out of the car?’

I said, ‘Hell no, it’s hot! I got the air conditioner on. How about you hop your аss in here with me?’

LOL!!


L.Johnny Asks His Mother For $20.

Little Johnny asks his mother for $20.

His mother refuses, to which Johnny says, “If you give me $20, I’ll tell you what Dad said to the maid when you went shopping.”

Johnny’s mom says, “Okay Johnny, here’s $20. What did your Dad say to the maid?”

Johnny replies, “Hey Doris, can you make sure that I have a clean shirt for tomorrow.”

LOL!!

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