Once a drunk husband arrived late at his home, he rang the bell.
Wife: where have you been till this late, I am not going to open the door.
Sleep outside on the road tonight.
There was a well beside their house.
Husband: I’ll jump into well if you don’t open the door.
Wife: Do whatever you have to do, I won’t open the door tonight.
Husband picks a big stone and throws it into the well, wife opens the door and runs towards the well.
The husband enters the house and locked it from inside.
Wife: Open the door, otherwise I’ll shout and people will gather here.
Husband: Let them gather, I’ll ask you in front of them from where are you coming this late, and that too in nightwear.
Husband sent a text to his wife
Husband sent a text to his wife at night, “Hi Honey! I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty clothes and make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return.”
After a while, he sent another text, “And I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary at the end of the month I’m getting you a new car.”
She texts back, “OMG really?”
Husband replied, “No I just wanted to make sure you got my first message.”
LOL!!
