A little boy comes back from school, disappointed because he got a 0 on a geography exam.
“The teacher gave me a zero because I couldn’t answer a question on Portugal,” he said.
His mother asked, “What was the question?”
“Where’s Portugal.”
“The idiot teacher, I’m going to call the principal’s office. In the meantime, we’re going to find where Portugal is.”
She gets a map of the state and can’t find Portugal. Then she gets a map of the region and still can’t find Portugal. She gets a map of the city and can’t find Portugal.
“I swear Portugal can’t be far.
The maid is from Portugal and she comes here to work every day on her bicycle.”
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Little Johnny was doing maths homework.
Little Johnny was doing his math homework.
He said to himself, “Two plus five, that son of a b-itch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a b-itch is nine.”
His mother heard what he said and gasped, “What are you doing?”
The little boy replied, “I’m doing my math homework.”
“And this is how your teacher taught you?” asked the mother.
“Yes,” he answered.
Infuriated, the mother called Little Johnny’s teacher the next day, “What are you teaching my son in class?”
The teacher replied, “Right now, we are learning addition.”
The mother asked, “And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a b-i.tch is four?”
After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, “What I taught them was, two plus two, the sum of which is four.”
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