An elderly couple was attending a church service.
The lady turned towards her husband and said, “I just let out a really long silent fart. What should I do?”
The man smiled… and said to her, ‘‘Honey, your hearing aid needs a battery replacement.’’
A husband came home to find his wife in tears.
A husband came home to find his wife in tears.
“I’ve been insulted,” she sobbed. “Your mother insulted me.”
“My mother!” he exclaimed. “But she lives in a different city.”
“I know, but a letter came for you this morning and I opened it.”
He looked stern, “I see, but where does the insult come in?”
“In the postscript,” she answered.
“It said: ‘Dear Alice, don’t forget to give this letter to George’.”
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