An 85-year-old man named Harold went to the doctor to get his hearing checked.
The doctor examined him and said, “Good news! We have a brand-new, state-of-the-art hearing aid that will restore your hearing to 100%.”
Harold was thrilled. “That’s wonderful, doc! How does it work?”
The doctor showed him the tiny device and explained, “It’s nearly invisible and fits perfectly in your ear. You’ll hear everything crystal clear.”
Harold got fitted with the hearing aid and left the clinic, overjoyed.
A month later, he came back for a follow-up visit.
The doctor smiled and asked, “So, Harold, how’s your new hearing aid working?”
Harold grinned. “Doc, it’s amazing! I can hear perfectly!”
The doctor nodded. “I bet your family is thrilled to finally have conversations with you again.”
Harold chuckled. “Oh, I haven’t told them yet. I just sit there, listening… and I’ve already changed my will three times!”
An Old Man Decides to Prove His Wife Isn’t Having Hearing Problems.
An elderly guy notices that his wife is having difficulty hearing.
He attempts to convince her to take a hearing test, but she refuses.
He decides to show her that something is amiss with her hearing.
He goes upstairs, takes out a recorder, switches it on, and yells below, knowing she’s in the kitchen. “Honey, what’s for supper?”
No response.
He went downstairs and yelled. “Honey, what’s for supper?” Still no response.
He entered the living room and yelled again. “Honey, what’s for supper?”
No response.
He even stands just outside the kitchen and yells.
“What’s for supper?” and yet no response.
Finally, he stands directly behind her and asks, “Honey. What’s for supper?!”
She turns around and says “Damn!t Al, for the hundredth time, CHICKEN!!!”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
