A traveling salesman was driving down a country road when he saw a farmer standing next to a huge pig.
But what really caught his attention was that the pig had a wooden leg.
Curious, the salesman pulled over and asked, “Hey there, mister! That’s a mighty fine pig you got there, but I couldn’t help but notice… why does it have a wooden leg?”
The farmer smiled proudly. “Well, son, let me tell ya—this here’s no ordinary pig. This pig saved my life!”
The salesman raised an eyebrow. “Really?”
The farmer nodded. “Yep! One night, my house caught fire while I was sleepin’. This pig busted down the door, dragged me out, and saved my whole family!”
The salesman was impressed. “Wow! But… is that why it has a wooden leg?”
The farmer shook his head. “Nope! That ain’t all. A few weeks later, I fell into the pond and nearly drowned. This pig dived right in, pulled me to shore, and even gave me mouth-to-mouth!”
The salesman gasped. “That’s incredible! But… the wooden leg?”
The farmer smiled. “Oh, well… when you got a pig this special…”
He tipped his hat and said, “You don’t eat him all at once!”
A farmer who had a herd of pigs.
There was a farmer who had a herd of pigs.
One day someone went to the farm and asked the farmer, “What do you use to feed your pigs?”
“Well, I give them acorn, corn, and things like that. Why?”
“Because I’m from the Animals Protection Association and I think you shouldn’t feed them the way you should, they shouldn’t eat waste.”
Then he fined the farmer.
A few days later, another person arrived and asked the same question.
The farmer replied, “Well, I feed them very well. I give them salmon, caviar, shrimp, steak… why?
“Because I’m from the United Nations Organization and I think it’s unfair that you feed your pigs like that when there are people dying with nothing to eat.”
And he fined the farmer.
Finally, another man came in and asked just the same question.
The hesitant farmer answered after a thoughtful few minutes: “Well, I give five dollars to each pig so they can buy whatever they want.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
