So a woman walks into a grocery store and asks “Do you have any broccoli”
“No,” says the guy stocking shelves.
So the woman leaves.
So the woman came back the next day and asked the same question, again the guy said no.
So again the woman came back and asked again, so the guy finally said can you spell cat as in catastrophe so she spells c-a-t.
And can you spell dog as in dogborne? So she says d-o-g.
Now can you spell freak as in broccoli?
Then the woman says “There is no freak in broccoli.”
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THAT’S WHAT I’VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU!!
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Hiring welders $18-$24 per hour
A man answered an ad that read, “Hiring welders $18-$24 per hour.”
When he arrived he was told he’d have to take a welding test.
He turned in 2 sets of welds. One was a great weld, the other was a mess.
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When the boss asked him why he did this, he replied,
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“One is $18/hr, the other is $24/hr.”
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