Billy was excited about his first day at school.
So excited in fact, that only a few minutes after class started, he realised that he desperately needed to go to the toilet. So Billy raised his hand politely to ask if he could be excused.
Of course, the teacher said yes, but asked Billy to be quick.
Five minutes later. Billy returned looking more desperate and embarrassed.
“I can’t find it”, he admitted.
The teacher sat Billy down and drew him a little diagram to where he should go and asked him if he will be able to find it now.
Billy looked at the diagram, said “yes” and goes on his way.
Well five minutes later, he returned to the class room and says to the teacher, “I can’t find it”.
Frustrated, the teacher asked Tommy, a boy who has been at the school for awhile, to help him find the bathroom.
So Tommy and Billy go together and five minutes later they both return and sit down at their seats.
The teacher asks Tommy, “Well, did you find it?”
Tommy is quick with his reply, “Oh sure, he just had his boxer shorts on backwards.”
A small boy named Hameed lived in a village in Morocco.
None of his classmates liked him because of his stupidity, especially his teacher, who was always yelling at him: “You are driving me crazy Hameed!”
One day Hameed’s mother came into school to check on how he was doing. The teacher told his mother honestly, that her son was simply a disaster, getting very low marks & even she had never seen such a dumb boy in her entire teaching career! The mother was shocked at the feedback & withdrew her son from the school & even moved to another town!
25 years later, the teacher was diagnosed with an incurable cardio disease! All the doctors strongly advised her to have open heart surgery, which only one surgeon could perform. Left with no other options, the teacher decided to have the operation, which was successful. When she opened her eyes after the surgery she saw a handsome doctor smiling down at her!
She wanted to thank him, but could not talk. Her face started to turn blue, she raised her hand, trying to tell him something, but eventually died!
The doctor was shocked & was trying to work out what had gone wrong. When he turned around he saw that our friend Hameed, who was working as a cleaner in the clinic, had unplugged the oxygen equipment to connect his vacuum cleaner!
