A German Shepherd, a Doberman, and a cat all pass away and meet God.
God asks the German Shepherd, “What do you believe in?”
The dog replies, “I believe in discipline, loyalty, and protecting my human.”
God says, “Great. You can sit on my right.”
Then He turns to the Doberman. “And what about you?”
The Doberman says, “I believe in love, devotion, and keeping my family safe.”
God nods. “Wonderful. You may sit on my left.”
Finally, He looks at the cat and asks, “And what do you believe in?”
The cat stares Him down and says, “I believe you’re in my seat.”
LOL!!
Talking Cat for Sale
Walking along the street a family couple noticed a man and a cat with a sign: “TALKING CAT FOR SALE – ONLY $20.”
They came closer and the cat looked at them and said, “Please buy me. I am a very nice cat. I know how to use the bathroom. I can do the chores and mow the lawn. I am also an excellent cook! I even can make a cake when you have a birthday!”
The couple looked at each other shocked, and asked the seller, “Why on Earth would you sell such an incredible talking cat for $20?”
You know, the birthday cake he made for me had the d-e.a.d mouse on top. He is lying when he is saying he is a great cook. AND I HATE LIARS!
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
