There was a bit of confusion at the store this morning.
When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, “Strip down, facing me.”
Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about Homeland Security running amok, I did just as she had instructed.
When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card.
I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer!
A doctor and an engineer entered a chocolate store.
As they were busy looking around, the doctor stole 3 chocolate bars.
As they left the store, the doctor said to engineer, “Man! I’m the best thief ever, I stole 3 chocolate bars and no one saw me. You can’t beat that.”
The engineer replied, “Okay, you wanna see something better? Let’s go back to the store and I’ll show you real stealing.”
So they both went up to the counter and the engineer said to the shop boy, “Hey, would you like to see some magic?”
The shop boy replied, “Yes!”
The engineer said, “Give me one chocolate bar.” The shop boy gave him one, and he ate it… He asked for the second, and he ate that one as well. He asked for the third, and finished that one too.
The shop boy asked, “Okay, what are you trying to pull here? Where’s the magic?”
The engineer replied, “Check in my friend’s pocket. You’ll find all three bars.”
A lady lost her purse in a bustling department store.
She searched everywhere she had visited, but just couldn’t find it.
Finally, a little boy approached her and asked, “Ma’am, is this your purse?”
Jubilantly, she grabbed the purse and cried, “Yes! Yes, it is! Thank you so much!”
Then she looked inside and was suddenly confused. “But how strange… when I lost it, I had only a hundred dollar bill, but now I have five twenties!”
The boy replied, “That’s because the last time I returned a lady’s purse, she didn’t have any change for a reward!”
