Jay was having trouble with his computer.
So he called the computer guy, over to his desk.
He clicked a couple buttons and solved the problem.
As he was walking away, Jay called after him, “So, what was wrong?”
He replied, “It was an “ID ten T” error.”
A puzzled expression ran over Jay`s face. “An “ID ten T” error? What`s that?.. in case I need to fix it again.”
“Haven`t you ever heard of an “ID ten T” error before?”
“No,” replied Jay.
“Write it down,” he said, “and I think you`ll figure it out.”
He wrote….. I D 1 0 T
Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command.
Husband: Darling, it is a computer, not a husband.
Writing a horror screenplay.
It starts off with a ringing phone.
The person answers and it’s their mom saying, “I have a computer question.”
A physicist, a mathematician and a computer scientist discuss what is better: a wife or a girlfriend.
The physicist: “A girlfriend. You still have freedom to experiment.”
The mathematician: “A wife. You have security.”
The computer scientist: “Both. When I’m not with my wife, she thinks I’m with my girlfriend. With my girlfriend, it’s vice versa. And I can be with my computer without anyone disturbing me…”
A guy who had forgotten the dates for a number
of his friends’ and relatives’ birthdays and anniversaries, decided to compile a list on the computer and have the dates highlighted on screen when the machine was turned on.
He went to a number of computer stores to find a software program that would do the job but had no luck at the first few. Finally, he found one where the clerk seemed experienced.
“Can you recommend something that will remind me of birthdays and anniversaries?” the guy asked.
“Have you tried a wife?” the clerk responded.
