A 15-year-old Amish boy and his father were in a shopping mall.
They were stunned by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, “What is this Father?”
The father (who had never seen an elevator) replied, “My son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don’t know what it is.”
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, an old lady moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button.
The walls opened and the lady walks into a small room between them.
The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the little numbers above the walls light up one by one.
They kept watching until it reached the last number, then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.
Finally, the walls opened up again and a beautiful young woman stepped out.
The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son… “Go get your Mother.”
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A Husband Wants Divorce
A married couple is driving on a highway at a speed of 60mph, the wife behind the wheel.
Her husband suddenly looks at her and says, “Honey, I know we’ve been married for 20 years, but I want a divorce.”
The wife says nothing but slowly increases speed to 70mph.
Then the husband says, “I don’t want you to try to talk me out of it because I’ve been having an affair with your best friend, and she’s a better lover than you are.”
Again, the wife stays quiet but speeds up as her anger increases.
“I want the house,” he says, pressing his luck.
Again, the wife speeds up to 80mph.
He says, “I want the car too”, but she just drives faster and faster. By now she’s up to 90mph.
“Alright,” he says, “I want the bank accounts and all the credit cards, too.”
She slowly starts to veer toward a bridge.
This makes him a bit nervous, so he says, “You don’t want anything?”
The wife says, “No, I’ve got everything I need.”
“Oh, really,” he says, “so what have you got?”
Right before they slam into the wall at 100mph, the wife smiles and says, “The airbag.”
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