A 16-year-old came home with a Porsche and his parents began to yell and scream, “Where did the car come from?”
He calmly told them, “I bought it today.”
“With what money? his parents asked. “We know what a Porsche costs.”
“Well,” the boy said, “this one cost me fifteen dollars.”
The parents began to scream even louder. “Who would sell a car like that for fifteen dollars?” They asked.
“It was the lady up the street,” said the boy.
“I don’t know her name – they just moved in. She saw me ride past on my bike and asked me if I wanted to buy a Porsche for fifteen dollars.”
“My God!” the mother moaned, “Why does she sell a Porsche for fifteen dollars? Who knows what she will do next? John, you go right up there and see what’s going on.”
So the boy’s father walked up the street to the house where the lady lived and found her in the yard, where she was quietly planting flowers.
He introduced himself as the father of the boy she had sold a Porsche for fifteen dollars and wanted to know why she did it.
“Well,” she said, “I got a call from my husband this morning. I thought he was on a business trip, but I learned from a friend that he had run off to Hawaii with his secretary. Then, she stole all his money and stranded him there!
Well, he called me without a dollar and asked me to sell his new Porsche and send him the money. So, that’s exactly what I did.”
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A young boy visits the corner store
A boy goes to the corner store. On seeing him enter, the cashier whispers to the customer he is serving: “He’s the dumbest kid in the world. Look at this.”
The cashier pulls out a single dollar coin and places it in one hand then holds a five dollar note in his other hand.
“Which do you want?” the cashier asks the boy.
The boy looks at both for a moment before picking up the dollar coin and leaving.
“What did I tell you? The kid never learns!” the cashier laughs.
Later, as the customer is leaving he sees the same boy leaving the ice cream shop next door.
“Hey, son!” he shouts out. “Can I ask you why you never take the five-dollar note?”
The boy licks his ice cream and replies: “Because the day I take the five-dollar note, the game is over!”
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Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
