A 3-year-old approached a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctor’s office.
He asked the lady curiously, “Why is your stomach so big?”
She replied, “I’m having a baby.”
Eyes wide, he asked, “Is the baby in your stomach?”
She replied, “He sure is.”
Then the little boy asked with a confused look, “Is it a good baby?”
She said, “Oh yes. It’s a real good baby.”
With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked, “So why did you eat him?”
LOL!! SO CUTE!
A Little Boy Was Sitting On A Park.
A little boy was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another.
After the sixth one, a man on the bench across from him said,
“Son, you know it’s not good for you to eat all that candy. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat. ”
A little boy replied, “My grandfather lived to be 107 years old.”
The man asked, “Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?”
A little boy replied, “No, he minded his own business!”