A 3-year-old walks over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctor’s office.
He asked the lady curiously, “Why is your stomach so big?”
She replied, “I’m having a baby.”
Eyes wide, he asked, “Is the baby in your stomach?”
She replied, “He sure is.”
Then the little boy asked with a confused look, “Is it a good baby?”
She said, “Oh yes. It’s a real good baby.”
With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked, “So why did you eat him?”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!
A 7-year-old is sitting on a park bench eating a chocolate bar.
A 7-year-old child is sitting on a park bench eating a chocolate bar.
The man sitting next to him looks over and says, “Eating so many chocolate bars is bad for you.”
The boy looks over and replies, “My great-grandfather lived to be one hundred and five”.
The man replies, “And he ate so much chocolate?”
“No,” the boy says, “he minded his own business.
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One day a boy came home running while crying.
His mother asked what happened, why are you crying?
The boy said he was punished for something he didn’t do.
Her mother said, “That’s horrible. What did you not do?”
The boy said in tears, “My homework.”
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