A 6-year-old and a 4-year-old are raking the yard.
The 6-year-old asks, “You know what…? I think it’s about time we started learning to cuss.”
The 4-year-old nods his head in approval.
The 6-year-old continues, “When we go in for breakfast, I’m gonna say something with hell and you say something with a$s.”
The 4-year-old agrees with enthusiasm. When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6-year-old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, “Aw, hell, Mum, I guess I’ll have some Cheerios”…
WHACK!
He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step.
His mum locks him in his room and yells at him “You can stay here until I let you out”…
She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4-year-old, and asks with a stern voice, “What do YOU want for breakfast, young man”…?
“I don’t know,” he blubbers, “but you can bet your fat a$$ it won’t be Cheerios”…
Two little boys go to the grocery store
Two little boys go into the grocery store.
One is nine, one is four.
The nine-year-old grabs a box of t-ampons from the shelf of the grocery store and carries it to the register for check-out.
The cashier asks, “Oh, that must be for your mother, right?” ”
The nine-year-old replies, “Nope, not for my mom.”
Without thinking, the cashier responded, “Well, they must be for your sister then?”
The nine-year-old quipped, “Nope, not for my sister either.”
The cashier had now become curious, “Oh. Not for your mom and not for your sister, who are they for?”
The nine-year-old says, “They are for my four-year-old little brother.”
The cashier is surprised, “Your four-year-old little brother?”
The nine-year-old explains, “Well, on TV they say if you wear one of these you can swim or ride a bike and my little brother can’t do either of them!”
LOL!! Little kids can be incredibly fun!
Hope this funny story will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
