A 7-year-old is sitting on a park bench eating a chocolate bar.
The man sitting next to him looks over and says, “Eating that many chocolate bars is bad for you.”
The boy looks over and responds, “My great grandfather lived to be one hundred and five”.
The man replies, “And he ate that much chocolate?”
“No,” says the boy, “he minded his own bloody business.”
LOL!!
A young boy walks into a barbershop
A young boy walks into a barbershop and the barber whispers to his customer, “He’s the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.”
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, calls the boy over, and asks him, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
“What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!”
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the young boy coming out of the ice cream parlor.
“Hey, son! Can I ask you something? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill? ”
The boy replied:
“Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!”
LOL!!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!
