A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day.
The priest tried to pay for the haircut, but the barber refused because the priest do God’s work. The next morning the barber found a box of fruits at the door to his shop.
A policeman came to the barber to have his hair cut and again the barber refused to pay and said, “You are protecting the public”. The next morning, the barber found a dozen donuts on the door of his shop.
A lawyer came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber refused payment, saying, “you serve the justice system.”
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The next morning the barber found a dozen lawyers waiting for a free haircut.
A Blonde Won A Game Show
A Brunette, Redhead and Blonde entered into a game show. The host explained the rules, “i will tell joke for an hour and if you don’t laugh at the end you’ll get $ 5,000! ”
The host starts and after 15 minutes the redhead is out.
He continues and after 40 minutes the brunette is out.
When the clock strikes 59 minutes, he gives up making the blonde laugh. Suddenly the blonde laughs “Why are you cracking up now, all you had was one more minute to win the prize and I didn’t even tell a joke now?” He asks.
She replies, “I know, but I just got the first joke!”
