A bear walks into a bar.
He goes up to the barman and asks, “Can I have a large gin and………. tonic, please?”
The bartender replies, “Sure, but what’s with the big pause?”
The bear holds up his paws, looks at them, and says,
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“Well, I’m a bear!”
A blonde walks into a gas station
A blonde walks into a gas station and says to the manager, “I locked my keys in my car. Do you have a coat hanger or something I can stick through the window to unlock the door?”
The manager gives the blonde a bent coat hanger.
A few minutes later, he goes out to check on her.
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As she approaches the blonde working the hanger in the window, he notices another blonde inside the car, coaching “No, no! A little to the left.”
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