An aircraft is flying when all of sudden a bird crashes through the cockpit. both the pilot and co-pilot were not alive
Having heard the crash a blonde flight attendant rushes in to find out what happened.
Once inside the cockpit, the plane jerks, and the cabin door slams shut and can’t be opened.
So she pulls the captain out of his seat and sits down, picks up the radio, and says:
“May Day! May Day! Help Me! Help Me! The pilots are de…..ad and I don’t know how to fly. Help Me! Please Help Me!”
She hears a voice over the radio saying:
“Air traffic control is here and I’m holding you up loud and clear. I’ll tell you about it and get you back to earth. I have a lot of experience with such problems. Breathe deeply. Everything will be alright! Now give me your height and position!”
“I’m 5’4 and in the front seat of the plane.”
“O.K.,” says the voice on the radio.
“Repeat after me: Our father who art in heaven…”
