A blind man walks into a bar with his seeing eye dog.
He immediately yanks the dog and starts to spin him in the air like a lasso.
The bartender freaks out, “What are you doing?!?!”
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The blind man replies calmly, “Oh, just having a look around.”
A blonde gets a job as a physical education teacher
A blonde gets a job as a physical education teacher for 16 – 18-year-olds.
She notices a boy at the end of the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun, kicking a football.
She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him.
‘ Are you ok?’ she asks.
‘Yes,’ he replies.
‘You can go and play with the other kids, you know,’ she says.
‘It’s best I stay here,’ he says.
‘Why’s that, sweetie?’ asks the blonde….
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The boy looks at her incredulously and says: “Because I’m the goalkeeper!!!”
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