Home Lifestyle A blond guy and a brunette girl were happily married.

A blond guy and a brunette girl were happily married.

A blond guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby.

One day, the wife started having contractions, so the husband rushed her to the hospital.

He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby boys.

The blond guy turned to his wife and angrily said, “All right, who’s the other father!?”

Two little boys, one blond, one with brown hair, were arguing over whose father could beat the other’ up.

The brown-haired kid said, “My father is way better than yours.”

The blond came back, “Maybe, but my mother is better than yours.”

“That’s what my father says.”

A couple went to have their baby delivered…

Upon arrival, the doctor said there is this new technology that would transfer a portion of the mother’s labor pain to the baby’s father, via a machine. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it.

The doctor set the pain transfer ratio to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. However as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch.
The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine.

The doctor checked the husband over and was amazed at how well he was doing.
At this point, they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well.
Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him…..

The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband both were ecstatic…

When they reached home…The cook was lying dead in the kitchen!

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