A blonde was speeding in a 35-mile-per-hour zone when a local police officer pulled her over and walked up to the car.
The officer is also a blonde she asked for her driver’s license.
After searching frantically in her purse for a while the blonde driver asked, “What does a driver’s license look like?”
Irritated, the blond cop said, “You dummy, it’s got your photo on it!”
The blond driver searched her purse again and found a small, rectangular mirror down at the bottom.
She held it up to her face and said, “Aha! This must be my driver’s license!” and handed it to the blond policewoman.
The blond cop looked in the mirror, handed it back to the driver, and said, “You’re free to go. Also, if I had known you were a police officer too, we could have avoided all of this.”
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A blonde has a car dented all over
A blonde lived with two blonde roommates. She bought a new car, and on the way home from the dealer she got caught in a terrible hail storm. Her brand new car was dented all over.
she called the service department to ask what she should do. The service chief, being a prankster, told her to wait till the car was cool and then blow hard on the tailpipe, which would pop out all the dents.
A half-hour later her roomies saw her on her knees behind the car, blowing as hard as she could.
They asked what the heck she was doing and she told them, adding in a perplexed tone “But it’s not working”.
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“You dummy,” one of her blond roommates said. “You have to roll up the windows first!“
