A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having their lunches.
The blonde little girl says, “I’m sick of PB&J, we should all jump off the school tomorrow if we get it again tomorrow.” The other girls agree.
The next day they all meet up on the roof of the school and open their lunch boxes to expose three PB&J sandwiches.
So they all jump.
That night at the hospital the families of the girls are in the waiting room.
The brunette and red headed girl’s parents are crying, but the blonde girls parents are silent and confused.
The other parents approach them and ask them why they are acting so strangely.
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The blonde mother responds, “I just don’t understand. She makes her own lunch.”
Two blondes wanted to open their car.
There were two blondes at a car park and locked their car with the hood open so when they went out to put their chips in the car.
They tried to open the door, but it was stuck.
The 2nd blonde said “try busting the door open”
The 1st blonde said “No I don’t want to smudge the paint on the car.
So the 2nd blonde suggested “Let’s ask the cop over there”
So the 1st blonde asked him and the cop said “sure why not”.
The cop says to both of the blondes “the hood is open and the windows are down”
The blondes say “WE KNOW! we just want to get the car unlocked”.
