3 women are on a ship that’s run out of fuel
There’s an island in the distance so the brunette decides to make a swim for it. She swims 100 meters but drowns.
The redhead decides to have a go. She swims 500 meters but drowns.
The blonde has no choice.
She gets in the water, swims 1 mile, and gets within 100 meters of the island.
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She cries “I’m too tired, I can’t make it.” And swims back to the ship.
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The teacher decided to ask the class a riddle
The teacher decided to ask the class a riddle. “Does anyone know how to put 2 holes into one hole?”.
No one knew the answer so it was their homework to go home.
The kids came back the next day and still, none of them can figure out how to put 2 holes into one.
“I will show you the answer now children,” says the teacher as he looks pretty chuffed with himself.
He proceeds to hold his pointer finger against his thumb making a little ring. He then puts the ring he made with his fingers over his nose and says “look, here is the hole I made with my fingers and it is covering the 2 holes on my nose”
A little while later, little Johnny stands up and asks “excuse me sir, but do you know how to put 7 holes into one hole?”
The teacher replies “I have no idea Johnny, why don’t you tell us how you put 7 holes into one hole?”
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Little Johnny replies “you simply sit on your recorder sir”.
