Two women, a blonde and a redhead, own a ranch. Unfortunately, they’ve just lost their bull.
With only $500 to spare, they need to buy a new one. The redhead says to the blonde, “I’ll head to the market and see if I can find one for less than $500. If I do, I’ll send you a telegram.”
At the market, the redhead finds a bull priced at $499. With just one dollar left, she heads to the telegraph office, only to learn that sending a telegram costs $1 per word.
Puzzled about how to relay the message for the blonde to bring the truck and trailer, she finally decides on a single word: “Comfortable.”
The telegraph operator, curious, asks, “How will she understand to come with the trailer from just that word?”
The redhead grins and explains, “She’s a blonde—she’ll read it slowly: ‘Come-for-ta-bull.’”
A blonde was visiting Washington, DC.
A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time.
She wanted to see the Capitol building.
Unfortunately, she couldn’t find it, so she asked a policeman for directions, “Excuse me, officer, how can I get to the Capitol building?”
The officer replied, “Wait here at this bus stop for the number 54 bus. It will take you right there.”
She thanked the officer and he drives off.
Three hours later, the policeman returned to the same area and, sure enough, the blonde is still waiting at the same bus stop.
The officer got out of his car and said, “Excuse me, but to get to the Capitol building, I said to wait here for the number 54 bus. That was three hours ago. Why are you still waiting?”
The blonde replied, “Don’t worry, officer, it won’t be long now. The 45th bus just went by!”
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