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A Blonde and Her Melons

This blonde was walking down a road carrying a bag when a guy came along.

The guy asks, “What are you carrying?”

“Melons,” the blonde replies.

“Cool,” the guy says.

“If I can guess how many there are, can I have one of them?”

The blonde giggles and says, “If you can guess how many there are, you can have BOTH of them!”

LOL!!

A trucker stops at a red light and a blonde catches up to him

A trucker stops at a red light and a blonde catches up to him.

She knocks on the window and says, “Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load.”

The trucker ignores her, the light changes and he drives down the street.

At the next stoplight, the blonde again catches up and says, “Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load.”

He ignores her again and continues down the street.

At the next red light the blonde catches up, all out of breath, knocks on the window, and says, “Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load.”

The trucker looks at her and finally, he says, “Hi, my name is Kevin, it’s snowing, and I’m driving a salt truck.”

LOL!!

Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!

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