A blonde calls her boyfriend, saying, “Please come over and help me. I have a challenging jigsaw puzzle and can’t figure out how to get started.”
Her boyfriend asks, “What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?”
The blonde replies, “According to the picture on the box, it’s a rooster.”
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
When he arrives, he sees puzzle pieces scattered all over the table.
He takes a moment to examine the pieces and then looks at her with a smile, “First of all, no matter how we try, these pieces won’t resemble a rooster. Secondly, let’s not stress about it. How about we have a nice cup of tea and… put all these Corn Flakes back in the box?”
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A blonde wanting to earn some money
A blonde who wanted to earn money decided to work as a handyman and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood.
She walked to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.
“Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?”
The blonde said, “How about $50?
The man agreed and told her that the paint and other materials she might need were in the garage.
The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?”
The man replied, “She should, she was standing on it.”
Soon after, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
“You’ve finished already?” he asked.
“Yes,” the blonde replied, “and I still had some paint left, so I gave it two coats.”
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.
“And by the way,” the blonde added, “it’s not a Porche, it’s a Ferrari.”
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