A blonde reports for her university final exam. The exam consists mainly of true or false questions.
She looks at the exams then takes her purse out, removes a coin, and starts tossing the coin. She marks the answer sheet ‘true’ for heads and ‘false’ for tails.
Within thirty minutes she is all done, whereas the rest of the class is still working furiously.
During the next few minutes, she is seen desperately throwing the coin, swearing, and sweating. The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks what is happening.
“I finished the exam,” she replies. “Now I’m rechecking my answers.”
A teacher asked the student why his feet didn’t turn red
A teacher was giving a lesson on blood circulation. Trying to make the matter clearer,
he said “Now, students, if I stood on my head the blood, as you know, would rush into it, and I should turn red in the face.”
“Yes, sir.” the boys
“Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position, my feet don’t turn red from blood?”
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Little Johnny shouted, “It’s because your feet aren’t empty.”
