A blonde goes into a library.
She walks up to the head librarian’s desk and says, “Hi! I’d like a cheeseburger, a small portion of fried fries, and a medium-sized cola, please.”
The librarian stares at her. “Miss, do you realize that this is a library?”
“Oh!” says the blonde.
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She lowers her voice to a whisper. “* I would like a cheeseburger, a small portion of fried fries … * “
A blonde woman bought a MAGNOLIA TREE
A blonde woman in Georgia bought a magnolia tree from a local nursery but, after only a few months, its leaves shriveled and it appeared to be on its last legs.
She took some leaf samples back to the nursery and demanded an explanation.
“Oh, I know exactly what’s wrong with your magnolia tree, ma’am,” said the manager.
“Good,” she replied. “What is it?”
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“Autumn!” he said.
